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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon.
.
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Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
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Husband: 15 din baad ......
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Is SMS ko bohat
Sambhal k rakhna
Ye mamuli SMS nahi
Ye qeemti SMS hy
INBOX mei rakhna
Ye sms
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2 din bad ANDAY dega:
Monday, June 22, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
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# Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.
2
# Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:"My fee??"
Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!
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Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
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# Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!
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# In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Daako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta wo Daako Tha.
Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.
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# Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
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# Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.
Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:
Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.
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# Ek larka ghar dair se lauta.
Maa: Kahan thy?
Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa Ka Pyar"
Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh "Baap ki Maar"
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Thappar maar k naraz wife se husband bola:
Aadmi usay maarta hai, jisay pyaar karta hai.
Wife husband ko 2 Thappar maar k boli: Aap kya samajhte hain, k main aapse pyar nahi kerti.
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# MuM: Have you brought the matches home?
Son: Yes!
Mum: Are they working???
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
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