Monday, June 22, 2009




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    Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon.
    .
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    Mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
    .

    Husband: 15 din baad ......


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    Is SMS ko bohat

    Sambhal k rakhna


    Ye mamuli SMS nahi


    Ye qeemti SMS hy


    INBOX mei rakhna


    Ye sms


    ('v')
    (( ))
    ¥¥


    2 din bad ANDAY dega:


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

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    # Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
    "I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear '
    husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.

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    # Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
    Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
    after sometime.
    Doctor:"My fee??"
    Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!

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    Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
    beti: Teacher ne mara
    Mom: Q?
    Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
    usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
    diya..


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    # Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!

    Teacher: How do U know that?

    Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!



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    # In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

    U R Realy Brave,
    Daako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

    Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta wo Daako Tha.

    Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
    Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.

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    # Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
    So i bought 3 movie tickets.
    Wife: why three?

    Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.

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    # Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
    Wah! kya larki thi.

    Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?

    Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

    Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.



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    # Ek larka ghar dair se lauta.
    Maa: Kahan thy?

    Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa Ka Pyar"

    Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh "Baap ki Maar"


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    Thappar maar k naraz wife se husband bola:
    Aadmi usay maarta hai, jisay pyaar karta hai.

    Wife husband ko 2 Thappar maar k boli: Aap kya samajhte hain, k main aapse pyar nahi kerti.

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    # MuM: Have you brought the matches home?
    Son: Yes!
    Mum: Are they working???
    Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.


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