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  # Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
  "I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear '
  husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.
  
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  # Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
  Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
  after sometime.
  Doctor:"My fee??"
  Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!
  
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  Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
  beti: Teacher ne mara
  Mom: Q?
  Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
  usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
  diya..
  
  
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  # Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
  
  Teacher: How do U know that?
  
  Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!
  
  
  
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  # In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
  
  U R Realy Brave,
  Daako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
  
  Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta wo Daako Tha.
  
  Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
  Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.
  
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  # Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
  So i bought 3 movie tickets.
  Wife: why three?
  
  Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
  
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  # Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
  Wah! kya larki thi.
  
  Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
  
  Shohar: Tumko kese pata:
  
  Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.
  
  
  
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  # Ek larka ghar dair se lauta.
  Maa: Kahan thy?
  
  Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa Ka Pyar"
  
  Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh "Baap ki Maar"
  
  
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  Thappar maar k naraz wife se husband bola:
  Aadmi usay maarta hai, jisay pyaar karta hai.
  
  Wife husband ko 2 Thappar maar k boli: Aap kya samajhte hain, k main aapse pyar nahi kerti.
  
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  # MuM: Have you brought the matches home?
  Son: Yes!
  Mum: Are they working???
  Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
  
  
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